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so we are from the midwest, i (he) does a lot of boating and outdoor type activities and is very tan, EXCEPT for the bathing suit area, his ass is whiter than a full moon on a clear night

it's so white that even in the midst of winter in cold january, it brighter than the rest of his body....

she tans in a booth nekkid most of the time so she is pretty much even

one month to go and even if he went in a tanning booth he would have to block off his entire body except for his butt to even him up

so.... the question is....

do most guys when they first arrive have a shockingly white ass?

Thanks aandk4fun for giving me a good chuckle this morning ! No I'm not making fun of you at all- I just like that full moon comparison.
No, most won't arrive with a white ass. But don't worry about it. You are going to find that most Desire guests don't care about that kind of thing at all- it's not about perfect appearance.
I would recommend though that you do spend some time nude in the tanning booth before you arrive. I can tell you from experience that a sunburned "willy" is the very last thing you want to have at Desire.........

Mike

Great post- it did make me giggle, because its the type of thing we all at one time or another "worry" about but dont ask- GOOD for you for asking the question!

Actually, in our experience- ALOT of guests ARRIVE with the full moon effect. (And NO ONE CARES!) One year there was even a spontaneous competion that broke out around the pool amongst our group to see who had the whitest butt....... All in good fun.

But we totally agree with the post that you should DEFINITELY spend some time nude in the tanning bed- Dont worry about evening things out- just expose the usually UNexposed parts to some sun (gradually) so you dont end up ..........with your goods burnt!

Oh and HAVE FUN!

I wont have time to tan at a salon so I will be caking on the 60 spf for the first few days

Don't worry about it, just be careful.

Headstone wrote:I wont have time to tan at a salon so I will be caking on the 60 spf for the first few days

Test it at home first. Trust me, you DON'T want to discover that the sunscreen you brought causes an allergic reaction.....not fun.

Hey PF, remember Powder??? Couldn't resist!!

No farmers tan allowed....LOL! As Mike says, people don't really care, you'll just want to make sure you're protected from the sun....lobster red is NOT a good color!

I will be caking on the 60 spf for the first few days